SLAY BITCHES

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

(Source: nata-lunia)

kingofconeyisland:

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Broom Broom Pow

kardashianjpeg:

I FOUND THIS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND IM PISSING MYSELF

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

(Source: brokegifs)

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nighthooker:

mm girl youre so wet;) wait is that fucking pee you did not just pee yourself

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bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

bagelthins:

lilxanax:

Me sitting next to you in class

i really like your animal print

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

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