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Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

Anonymous

jackballs:

flamingno:

jackballs:

I can’t believe you fit Lana Del Rey in your ass

it was a challenge

vinebox:

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vinebox:

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(Source: oooory)

(Source: beysuschristknowles)

bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

*thinks about responsibilities* 
*shrugs* 
*masturbates*

(Source: basedgosh)

actionables:

finding amazing gifs that you have no place to use like

image

it’s a metaphor, see

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)